What, you mean they bumped into each other just as she’s about to take another crack at the US market? Quelle coincidence.

A big mouth, indeed ...

Lily Allen gave awaiting paparazzi the money shot as she exited a posh London eatery, asking them, “You know what I have a really good mouth for?”


She then claimed to be the “best in London” at, to put it delicately, oral acts of a certain nature. Your mum ought to wash your mouth out with soap, Lily. 

Ladies, sharpen your claws ...

Posh is about to get a little less so, according to the Pussycat Dolls’ camp. Their spokesperson said, "Victoria's been in talks with the Dolls for some time and will be joining them onstage soon.” With previous guests including Paris, Pamela Anderson and Christina Aguilera, Posh has picked the right place to re-vamp her image.

 You had me at “Hello, you *#@!*$” ...

Forget compliments, Renee Zellweger loves a good ‘ole verbal slap in the face. She said, "I really cherish it when someone is mean, because they're just having a bad day and they don't recognise that you know Tom Cruise, and so they don't alter their behaviour in any way. I love it when the stewardess is just nasty. I just cringe when she comes back and apologises because she didn't realize." Ah, the power of friends in high places…