Heidi Klum sings and pole-dances in new music video

Some newly single women get drastic haircuts; others have a fling with a hot but so-not-right-for-them man. But when Heidi Klum is fresh from a break-up, she likes to release a song and an accompanying risqué music video. As you do.

Filmed for obscure British bi-annual publication Hunger Magazine, 38-year-old Klum is seen swinging from a pole in a barely-there leather outfit, as rain pours down on her almost naked body.

Yes, rain. Even though she appears to be indoors. Let’s not get hung up on the details, people.

And of course, Heidi sings. The lyrics are pretty saucy, such as “You’re just what I want my hands on” and “I’m begging on my knees, just take me”.

We wonder how Heidi’s The Voice coach ex-husband Seal would rate her singing?

Watch the full music video above and let us know if you rate it. Or, hate it! You can be honest with us.