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In four decades of magazine awesomeness, CLEO has put out a lot of covers. This means we’ve also had some rather interesting coverlines over the years. We trawled through our archives and discovered that we’ve said pretty much everything and anything on a cover. Some coverlines have been raunchy, some have been hilarious and some have been just plain weird. Here are some of the most out-there lines (and penis puns) we’ve ever dared to publish in 40 years.
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“New hope for the frigid” (March 1973)
Back in the days when they still actually used the word “frigid” as a clinical term, masturbation was considered to be the ultimate cure. At least some things don’t change.
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In four decades of magazine awesomeness, CLEO has put out a lot of covers. This means we’ve also had some rather interesting coverlines over the years. We trawled through our archives and discovered that we’ve said pretty much everything and anything on a cover. Some coverlines have been raunchy, some have been hilarious and some have been just plain weird. Here are some of the most out-there lines (and penis puns) we’ve ever dared to publish in 40 years.
“New hope for the frigid” (March 1973)
Back in the days when they still actually used the word “frigid” as a clinical term, masturbation was considered to be the ultimate cure. At least some things don’t change.
Back in the days when they still actually used the word “frigid” as a clinical term, masturbation was considered to be the ultimate cure. At least some things don’t change.
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