Foreplay for dummies

Hot foreplay is not about quantity. We don’t need you to spend three hours kissing, licking, fondling or rubbing us so that we can have the best foreplay of our lives. This is how it’s done…

Make sure you’re into it

Our body isn’t a car engine and we haven’t employed you as a mechanic to do a job. Being turned on for us is as much psychological as it is physical, which is why one of our biggest turn-ons is you being turned on. Get into being sensual. For us, it’s next to impossible for you to be too passionate in the sack.

Target her other erogenous zones

“Down there” might be the star of the production, but it’s not the whole cast. Get into touching her all over, feeling and exploring every curve, crevice and cranny.

Feel free to nibble a little on everything, working your way from head to toe. Some of the hottest spots are the neck, ear lobes, tummy and inner thigh. Try massage oils or sex toys.

Gauge her reactions

If she’s moaning, convulsing or sighing, then whatever you’re doing, it’s obviously working. Since every girl’s different, there’s no rule book that’s going to work on every chick. Just take your insatiable lust for her and your slightly dirty imagination, and start experimenting.

The G Spot road map

Because we know guys hate asking for directions...

What exactly is it?

The elusive G spot has been described as the “Loch Ness monster” of the sexual world because it can be so hard to find. But it equals guaranteed pleasure. Just so you know what you’re looking for, the G spot is a small kidney bean-shaped piece of flesh that feels like wrinkled skin and it’s located approximately two to three inches inside the vagina, directly behind her pubic bone.

So how do I find it?

Remember that the G spot can only be felt during arousal, so spend some time stoking your honey’s fires before exploring. Get her to lie on her back, knees bent with her feet flat on the bed and a pillow under her butt.

Lubricate your index finger and slide it into her vagina, making sure the pad of your finger is touching the top wall (where her belly button is). The area around the G spot should feel smooth and taut, but the Spot itself will feel fleshy, puffy or wrinkled.

But what do I do with it?

The G spot responds to firm pressure, but be aware that it can prompt some girls to feel a brief need to urinate. It could be a good idea for her to go to the bathroom beforehand just to make sure.

Use your index finger to put pressure on the Spot by gently tapping it or making the “come here” motion. When massaging her G spot, it should start to swell and firm up, much like your package does when she massages it.

Don’t get freaked out if she ejaculates a small amount of fluid when she comes, it’s normal. After giving her the most intense orgasm of her life, she’s going to chain you to her bed forever.