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Martyn Monsborough

Martyn

Joined 10 Nov, 2008
Name:
Martyn
Age:
26
Job:
international super sleuth
Sign:
Gemini
State:
VIC

Q: One thing no one knows about me
A: that I have an invisible friend named sergio, who likes to take long walks in rainforest's and call into radio talk back programs on tuesday mornings
Q: I can't live without
A: oil baby!!!
Q: Favourite telly show
A: the secret life of fred basset
Q: Biggest turn on
A: well having a an outrageous light switch costume would have to be at the top of the list
Q: Drink of choice
A: Courvoisier, the drink of choice for real men.
Q: Facebook or Myspace
A: Myspace
Q: I don't know why girls...
A: Have to ask decidedly loaded questions, for example like the old catch cry 'does my bum look big in this'? , Because it never turns out well whichever way you decide to play it.
Q: I'm feeling
A: fine and or dandy
Q: My longest relationship was
A: with my pacifier
Q: Hottest girl right now
A: Meg Griffen
Q: My best mate will describe me as
A: the guy to be least trusted around things made of glass.
Q: My perfect woman is
A: temperamental, biast, mentally unhinged and someone who has the ability to pathologically lie. These may not be the best qualities in life, but they do keep life interesting and there is nothing like seeing a women seething with rage.

Comments (19)

  • Posted 10 Nov 2008 by Eva
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    You are an absoloute hottie :-)
  • Posted 10 Nov 2008 by clare
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    oh that colour halftone background really is sexy, you could design my bits any time.
  • Posted 10 Nov 2008 by Amy
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    Hot!!
  • Posted 11 Nov 2008 by katie
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    nice
  • Posted 12 Nov 2008 by valerie
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    sounds really cute!
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