My guilty pleasure is singing Foo Fighters on my Xbox 360 karaoke game.

The best advice I ever received was to watch out where the huskies go and don’t you eat that yellow snow.

My relationship deal breaker is herpes.

I find the biggest turn-ons are mischievous glances. Now come over and let’s watch Finding Nemo.

I would make a good bachelor because I am terrible at monogamy.

My secret talent is I can do great impressions of inanimate objects.

My ultimate Saturday night involves live music at the Oxford Art Factory [Darlinghurst, Sydney] or a house party with Twister followed by night swimming in the ocean.

My first job was scrubbing barnacles off the bottom of boats while they were still in the water. It sucked.

The worst piece of advice my mum gave me was: “If you like a girl, just be brave and go up and kiss her.” Anna never spoke to me again after the incident at the bus stop.

The most romantic thing I’ve done for a girl is take her around Paris, eating stinky le cheese, drinking expensive le Champagne and going to le Disneyland, topping it all off by kissing under the Eiffel Tower at night while wearing silly berets, scarves and stripy shirts.

My signature pick-up line is: “Are you Jamaican? Cos Jamaican me crazy!”

If I were to make a mix tape for a girl I liked, I’d start strong with “My Humps” by Black Eyed Peas and then leave on a vulnerable note with the theme song to The Notebook.

In 10 years’ time, I hope to be not bald.

Girls going commando: not!! Über gross.

Having sex on the first date: not

Women playing hard to get: hot                 

Women with Brazilians: hot

Dirty text messages: not

Girls who wear no make-up: hot    

Chicks who have tatts: hot             

Girl-on-girl action (for your attention): hot                       

Girls making the first move: hot