12 Feb, 2010

CARROT (THICK)

We joke about wanting a man who’s well-endowed, but, when you’re used to Mr Average, the sight of a porn-star penis can be intimidating. However, since your body was designed for childbirth, your vagina will have no problem stretching to accommodate him. The more relaxed you are, the easier it’ll be.

Take a bath together, give each other a massage, and gently kiss and lick your erogenous zones. Then, smooth lubricant on one another to help ease his entry.

TRY: GIRL-ON-TOP
This position gives you control of the speed and depth of penetration. Move your hips in a steady circular motion. Arching your back will ensure his member hits your G spot, and prevent him entering you as quickly and deeply as he would if your back was totally straight.

ASPARAGUS (THIN)

Poor “asparagus” men get bad press, but, to compensate for any insecurities, they’re likely to work twice as hard at pleasuring you. Many women fantasise about thick penises because of the satisfying feeling of being “full”, but there are manoeuvres that can recreate this.

If your man’s a little uneasy, boost his bedroom confidence by using a combination of hand and mouth to pleasure him, and make sounds of satisfaction as though his penis is a huge turn-on. This will help him feel huge.

TRY: LYING ON YOUR FRONT
Lie on your stomach, with your legs together, and have him straddle you with his knees outside your legs. Once he’s inside you, close your legs so you’re wrapped tightly around him, creating that feeling of maximum contact between his penis and your vaginal walls. Put a pillow under your pelvis for an easier entry.

ZUCCHINI (LONG)

Men have an obsession with length, but too long can be slightly scary. Given that the average vagina is about 12 centimetres long, anything past that is unnecessary. The main challenge here is how to have fun without getting your cervix continuously thumped.

Going down on a man with an excessively long member can also be quite daunting. Treat him to the deep-throat sensation without fear of your gag reflex kicking in by holding the base of his penis while pleasuring him with your mouth. Once the two get working in sync, he’ll be erupting with pleasure in no time.

TRY: REVERSE MISSIONARY
Have him lie down on the bed facing upwards, then lie on top of him with your back on his chest, so you’re both facing the ceiling. He can then insert his penis between your thighs. At this angle, he won’t be able to get his whole length inside you, so the control is all yours.

MUSHROOM (SHORT)

Short on length needn’t mean short on satisfaction. Anything longer than a couple of inches is enough to guarantee a mind-blowing orgasm. Your G spot sits just two to five centimetres inside the front vaginal wall, so he’ll certainly have no trouble tickling that.

If he’s feeling sensitive, encourage him to perform oral sex, so he can see he has no trouble making you come, then return the favour. Also, the shorter the penis, the easier it is to engulf the whole shaft for deep-throat heaven!

TRY: OPENING UP WIDE OR TILTING YOUR HIPS
Moves that involve opening your legs wide will help him sink into you more deeply. For even deeper penetration, lie on your back with your legs resting up on his shoulders.

BANANA (TURNS UP)

Lucky you! This guy has been practically designed for your pleasure. With a head that angles up, he’ll be perfectly positioned to stroke your G spot with every thrust.

TRY: SITTING FACE TO FACE
While you’re on top, pull your guy’s shoulders towards you, so you’re both sitting upright with your legs wrapped around each other and your torsos pressed together. This is great for an intimate experience, especially when you’re up for a session of slow love-making.

EGGPLANT (TURNS DOWN)

A down-turned penis might not sound like the most enticing prospect, but reverse your posture and you’ll get exactly the same wow factor as you would with a Banana.

An ideal position for this is doggie-style. Get on all fours (stick your bum up and out), with your man kneeling up behind. Have him glide inside you, holding onto your hips for balance.

TRY: REVERSE GIRL-ON-TOP
Have your guy lie on his back and, facing his feet, straddle him with your knees on either side of his hips. Place one hand on the bed to steady yourself, grab the base of his penis with your other hand, and slowly lower yourself onto him. Then, with your hands on his thighs for added support, gyrate away.